"Pantsless bacon-making," and there he'd probably given it away because of course that little scene was probably in island gossip, "swimming, Truth or Dare kisses, Halloween comforting..." Okay, he wasn't mentioning the Halloween kiss. Instead he groaned and threw himself back into the sand, resting his head on his hands.

"I'm screwed." And no, he wasn't thinking of what Wallace would say in response to that.